Statboy Stanley

Hey! Do you have any idea how much work it takes to become @GardenStateBaller’s favorite alt? It’s taken me YEARS of hard work, therapy, insulting strangers on internet chat rooms, and intense soul-searching to prepare for this moment! Don’t blow it for me! 😭

It would work differently in Florida. The North Florida rural schools couldn’t possibly compete with any of the South Florida powers, ever. So why even bother putting them in the same class? To get their heads smashed in so badly that they consider leaving the FHSAA, or perhaps even consider beginning a new state association? Do you remember Baker County vs Miami Central a couple of years ago? Complete abomination of a game and a travesty that they had to play in the first place. The talent pool in those two parts of the state aren’t comparable whatsoever. Anyone whom tells you otherwise is either willfully ignorant, outright lying/pushing an agenda, or trolling. And they can’t be taken seriously. Edited for spelling

Another thing that message board morons love to do is senselessly bash California’s playoff system while refusing to even acknowledge the absolute disgrace of a playoff system here in Floridumb. Chaminade fielded a top-3 team nationally last season and outscored their playoff competition 210-7. They were on the doorstep of breaking records in their game against Avant Garde and beat CCC in a state championship game by 56 points. Morons on the PG board: “This is perfect!” “We’ve used this system forever and it has yet to fail us!” 🤡

People love to b**ch and moan about private schools having unsightly advantages over publics. But this doesn’t make any sense when you remember that public schools are equal-opportunity offenders with the open transfer movement. Metro/Suburban was a huge step in the right direction only to get tossed into the wastebasket after 2 seasons. Floridumb gets it wrong once again. What else is new?

You can’t let trolls on an internet chat room bother you. People like GA96, RedZone, 941VeniceIndian, Canes, and PCGridiron, are all morons and aren’t worth your time. Sometimes, the only winning move is to just not play. You can’t apply reason to unreasonable people.

You can always count on Floridumb to get it wrong. Metro/Suburban was the closest system to “fair” that the FHSAA was ever going to create, and they abandoned it after 2 years without a truly good reason. We’ll be going back to 25+ point playoff blowouts about 7 months from now.

Miami Northwestern and IMG are going to be way too much for this year's edition of Venice unless something amazing happens from a transfer standpoint.

When I was born, I thought I was just another GSB alt. But I think I’ve found my place as STA’s former statkeeper, though you may know me as Canes0177/Atticus Finch/The Guru/Tiny Dancer/BrianPiccolo/LOSer/Guest LOSer/Los Huracanes/Los/Los Canes/Guccifer/Guccif3r/Goldmember/Keysersoze/Keysersoze1/TheBeastWithin/Bannedagain/Banthisman/BannedForever/Bannedadinfinitum/Carlos Danger or perhaps another name.

None work as hard as you to deliver such high-quality content, sir ❤️

Should be a good game, think Coffee will just be too talented for Mainland and pull away by a good margin late.

Northwestern could be the class of Dade next season. They had a very young team last season and now add Teddy Bridgewater as a head coach? Keep an eye on the transfer battle between them and Central this offseason! 😯